A Silly Boy

There was one night just as Jason and I were going to bed, we heard quite a loud noise that sounded like Dexter's toddler bed being lifted up. Jason went to go check on everybody, and came back saying that Dexter was gone.
Needless to say, I freaked out.
We went back in together, and sure enough, Dexter's bed was empty and he was nowhere to be seen. As we kept looking, I saw a foot poking out from under his bed. This is what we found:

The next morning he told us he was "hiding from the lights". There had been a pretty good storm that night and he must have been bothered by the lightning.